I've Heard

The last few months I've been getting this a lot . . . you look like . . which is sad

But then I've also heard this . . . you look like . . .

Which do you think I most closely resemble? Oh and side note: Before you have the urge to word vomit something like: You look like a horse. And then try to patch it up with: Well not really just you're face. Please think again. thank you.